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Est. in the back garden

TheseHoesβ„’

The realest hoes in the dirt.

Garden tools. Serious about weeds. Emotionally unavailable to crabgrass.

100% Steel Weed Certified No Cap, Just Blade

Meet the hoes

Every garden's got that one hoe it can count on. We got a whole lineup β€” each one built different, all of them out here putting in work.

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The Draw Hoe

The OG. Been in the game since gardens were invented. Pulls dirt toward you and asks for nothing in return. Loyal.

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The Warren Hoe

Pointed. A little petty. Gets into the tight spots nobody else will touch and handles business between the rows.

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The Scuffle Hoe

Back and forth, back and forth, all day. Never tired. Never complains. Just vibes and decapitates weeds.

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The Dutch Hoe

Pushes through anything. Doesn't do drama, does soil. If your garden needs a closer, this is the hoe you call.

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"Best hoes I ever brought home. My tomatoes have never been more secure."

β€” a man, standing in his yard, deeply satisfied

Get you a hoe that does it all.

Weeds fear us. Gardens love us. HOA has questions.

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